Church Terrorism
Every now and then we get an e-mail that is cute, humorous, and informative all at the same time. Below is one such letter.
Church Terrorism
Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in all of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Driftin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.
Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.
NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!
However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.
However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually one of the most effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along. Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ.
We have noticed that four subgroups have sprouted from Bin Prayin. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.
NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!
However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.
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